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03/03/2009 - Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Boston Celtics forward Brian Scalabrine is expected to be out until April because of the effects of concussions he suffered in January.
Scalabrine sustained a concussion in a practice on January 27, just two days after he was hit in the head during a game against Dallas. He missed the Celtics' next nine games, and returned to play in three more games before suffering what was termed a strained neck in Boston's February 23 game against Denver.
He hasn't played since, and Tuesday, Celtics head coach Doc Rivers indicated a return date of April 1 for Scalabrine, who will be out about a month.
In 39 games this season -- eight starts -- Scalabrine is averaging 3.5 points.
<< Columbus forward Chimera out for remainder of regular season
Columbus, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Columbus Blue Jackets forward Jason Chimera,
who was placed on injured reserve earlier this week, will undergo surgery on
Wednesday to repair his injured groin. Chimera is expected to be sidelined for
the rem
<< Coast Guard calls off search for missing boaters
Clearwater, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Coast Guard held a news
conference Tuesday afternoon to announce they have suspended the search
for three missing boaters, including Oakland Raiders linebacker
Victor
<< Report: Oakland, Garciaparra near deal
Phoenix, AZ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Oakland Athletics are reportedly close to
signing infielder Nomar Garciaparra to a one-year contract.
A source familiar with the negotiations confirmed to MLB.com on Tuesday the
two parties are in the
<< Berenson, Michigan agree to extension
Ann Arbor, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The University of Michigan signed fabled
hockey head coach Gordon "Red" Berenson to a one-year contract extension
through the 2009-10 campaign, athletic director Bill Martin announced Tuesday.
Bere
Hossa leaves game on stretcher >>
St. Louis, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Detroit Red Wings right winger Marian Hossa
left Tuesday's game against the St. Louis Blues on a stretcher, early in the
first period.
One of the game's premier players, Hossa was checked by Blues defense
Bobcats easily handle Bulls, win fourth straight >>
Charlotte, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Raymond Felton scored 18 points and doled out
nine assists to lead the Bobcats to their season-high fourth consecutive win
with a 96-80 rout of the Bulls.
Raja Bell also tallied 18 points for Charlotte, wh
Gagne leads Flyers over Bruins in Boston >>
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Simon Gagne scored twice and set up another
tally, as the Philadelphia Flyers used a three-goal third period to upend the
Boston Bruins, 4-2, at TD Banknorth Garden.
Mike Knuble registered a goal and two
Booker boosts Clemson over Virginia >>
Clemson, SC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Trevor Booker scored 13 points and grabbed 15
rebounds as 18th-ranked Clemson dominated Virginia, 75-57, during senior night
at Littlejohn Coliseum.
Terrence Oglesby finished 10-of-10 from the foul line on h
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
El Duque expected to throw Tuesday
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- New York Mets pitcher Orlando Hernandez, sidelined at spring training because of arthritis in his neck, is expected to resume throwing on Tuesday.
Hernandez received a cortisone shot Thursday after leaving camp and returning to New York to have his neck examined. The 41-year-old right-hander is penciled in as the team's No. 2 starter behind Tom Glavine.
El Duque's health is a major issue for the Mets, who won the NL East in 2007 and came within one victory of the World Series. Their aging and unsettled rotation is a big question mark this year.
MySportsbook.com has the Mets as -110 favorites to repeat as NL East champions odds.
Hernandez went 11-11 with a 4.66 ERA last season, including 9-7 with a 4.09 ERA in 20 starts after the Mets acquired him from Arizona in late May. But he missed the playoffs because of a torn calf muscle.
New York already is without Pedro Martinez, out until at least midseason following rotator cuff surgery. Among those competing for starting jobs are prospects Mike Pelfrey, Philip Humber and Jason Vargas, plus veterans Chan Ho Park, Jorge Sosa and Aaron Sele.
Notes: Mets manager Willie Randolph is excited about two new utility players he could have on his bench: Damion Easley and David Newhan. ''Their value is really all over the place,'' Randolph said. Easley can play anywhere in the infield and could be used as an emergency outfielder, though Randolph said he would prefer to keep the veteran in the infield. Newhan, meanwhile, can play second base, third or any outfield position for the Mets. ''I love versatility,'' Randolph said. ''I love guys that can give me options when I need them to step in.''
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